I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I have already put on my inside pants.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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