He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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