just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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