That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
We have so much sex to catch up on
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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