his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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