The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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