Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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