He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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