ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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