my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Pappa wants mamma naked
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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