I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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