I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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