I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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