WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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