"it" just moved
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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