Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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