So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Randomize
