Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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