She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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