Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
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have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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