I don't think brook has ever known best
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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