haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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