She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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