She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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