I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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