another moral hangover. fuck.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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