I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My dick has a subreddit
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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