I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Randomize
