You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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