Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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