Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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