i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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