I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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