How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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