Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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