Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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