I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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