We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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