dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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