Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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