I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
