We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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