If that was your dad, he is hot
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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