im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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