we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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