yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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