The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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