There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You are the jesus of drinking
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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