My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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