ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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