Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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