p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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